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Ian Rambles
I'd heard uf "GUM" - the state department
store - from its reputation in soviet times. I imagined
grey and solid. It isn't. Built at the end of the 19th
century it is beautiful and functional. I spent ages
looking at the roof structure. Spanning 14m the construction
is so elegant that, even seen from one end of its 250
m length , the roof doesn't darken in the distance but
remains clealy made of glass.
Fiona's Journal
We stayed in a three star hotel in the outskirts of
Moscow; our first night was part of the Trans-Siberian
package and we treated ourselves to two more days there
rather than moving on to a cheaper hostel. We enjoyed
the luxury of en-suite bathrooms and flat-screen TV
and big beds and also the excellent and plentiful buffet
breakfast included in the price.
Ian and Arthur tended to go for the English style breakfast
dishes of bacon, sausage, fried egg etc whereas Harry
and George appear to have missed breakfast cereals and
so went for heaped bowls of cocopops with fresh cold
milk. Personally, I couldn't get enough of croissants
and bread rolls with lots of butter and marmalade. We
were all heading back towards our European way of life
one way or another, I feel, and what you eat is a surprisingly
important part of that.
We got Yelena as our Russia Experience guide
for our first morning in the capital and she was a great
bonus. She first introduced us to the metro system and
organised a couple of twenty trip passes for us, so
that we can hop on and off at will for the next couple
of days. She speaks faultless idiomatic English
I was so impressed when she pointed out that we could
easily recognise our home stop on the metro because
it was the only one with a double-barrelled
name on the grey line. I mean double-barrelled
is a pretty obscure description when applied to a name
rather than a shotgun, I would have thought. She is
in her fifties, I would think, and just really good
company quite apart from having a wealth of knowledge
about her home city. She told us a lot about how things
had changed in Russia during her lifetime. How she loves
to travel and has visited many European cities (of which
Stockholm and London are favourites) and how impossible
a dream that would have seemed when she was growing
up. How no one except the super-rich would expect to
own a house in a Russian city, apartments are the norm,
but that many middle income people can afford a dacha
in the country to escape to for weekends and holidays.
She showed us a huge, five storey, 19th century building
that had been moved back 14 metres overnight, as part
of one of Stalin's plans to improve the city and widen
the main streets. Of course, no one needed to be consulted
or even informed so neighbours emerging from their homes
the next morning must have been somewhat disorientated!
Dictatorship is the way to get things done obviously.
Yelena lead us into a very grand and expensive Art Deco
hotel restaurant and into an elaborately decorated 18th
century building (now an upmarket delicatessen), to
admire the architecture and décor and to take
photos, without the slightest pretence that we were
going to buy anything. You could see the glee with which
she strode boldly into these places, which were once
forbidden to all but the political elite of Soviet Russia.
The home of the Bolshoi (which just means Big) Ballet
is undergoing a major refurbishment and so is covered
in scaffolding. They have kindly covered the scaffolding
in scenic canvas on which is painted a rather convincing
(from a distance anyway) full size reproduction of the
façade of the building for us tourists to admire.
Another example of nothing being quite what it seems
in Russia!
Finally Yelena introduced us to the very beautiful GUM
(pronounced goom) shopping arcade and recommended we
try eating at Stolova No. 57, a re-creation of a soviet
era workers canteen. She then left us and we took her
advice and joined the queue for lunch. The queue was
long but fast moving and the system relies on every
one deciding what they want quickly so we started planning
our choices as soon as we were close enough to see the
food. Then we each slid our trays along the counter
and ordered the components of a light lunch, largely
by pointing, and paid at the other end. We took our
trays to a table and sat down to eat. The food was hot
and really delicious and cost us only £25.00,
which for five people in the very heart of an expensive
capital city seemed remarkable. It is really just the
motorway service station model but so much better food
and so much better value. I think it works so well,
only because there are large numbers of people all coming
to eat over a relatively short period of time and so
throughput is really fast and no food hangs about long
after coming out of the oven.
We got expert at Moscow's metro system over the next
couple of days as we whizzed around the city and some
of the stations are really beautiful, some very elaborately
decorated and others very simple but arresting. We were
overjoyed to find that Moscow, like Prague, mounts its
advertising posters perpendicular to the line of the
escalators, as opposed to vertically as we do in London.
Since most of the escalators are very long, very steep
and much faster moving than ours, you soon experience
an interesting, vertigo-like, sensation as all the passengers
on the opposite escalator appear to be leaning backwards
at 45 degrees (if they are descending) or forwards at
45 degrees (if they are ascending) and you can't help
but try to compensate for this unless you resolutely
avert your gaze!
As to the famous sights of Moscow, St. Basil's is magnificent
in a totally overblown sort of way I am glad
to have seen it (and Red Square) in the flesh but would
not want it on my doorstep.
The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier moved me more than any
other war memorial I have seen. The simplicity of a
discarded greatcoat and helmet lying across a very plain
marble slab, an eternal flame burning nearby and the
constant protection of two uniformed sentries, seems
to say all that can be said about the profligate waste
of nameless young lives that war always entails.
Within the walls of the Kremlin my abiding memory will
be of one beautiful church, every inch of its internal
walls painted with beautiful colours and exquisite images.
As I entered a really wonderful choir was singing in
glorious, unaccompanied, four-part harmony and it made
the hairs on the back of my neck tingle because it was
just so perfect. We never did get into the Armoury,
despite three attempts, because each time I went to
the ticket office we had just missed the ticket
buying slot for one tour and were too early for
the ticket buying slot for the next tour
don't ask me, I didn't understand either! That's
Russia for you.
Apart from the sight-seeing our only other excursion
was when I took Harry and George swimming in a rather
good leisure pool, in the middle of a shopping centre,
on the outskirts of the city. The only really memorable
bit about that was the rather terrifying return journey
to the metro station in a completely clapped out car,
posing as a taxi and driven by an Asabaijani who was
too busy trying to have a conversation with me to look
where he was going.
Oh, and on our last afternoon in Moscow I went to the
permanent market, not far from our hotel, to buy some
boots (having lost mine earlier in our travels and now
suffering rather cold feet in my summer shoes). The
first of the many shoe and boot stalls that I stopped
at had a rather nice pair of sturdy, brown leather boots
but after much (incomprehensible to me) sales spiel
and rushing round to find a pair in my size he finally
deigned to write down the price a whopping 9,000
roubles which is about £200! Since I had set myself
an absolute limit of 3,000 roubles there was no bargaining
possible, so I left a pretty disgruntled stall holder
there. At the second stall I tried, I was propelled
bodily off the premises as soon as I said I was English
and did not speak Russian. Third time lucky, I found
a pair of low heeled boots that I liked and got them
just within budget, so I walked back to the hotel in
them. Only in the pursuit of footwear would I have been
so tenacious!
Arthur's Log:
We arrived, were picked
up, and taken to the hotel. Just like the Red Wall it
was too posh for me - everyone wearing suits and sitting
with good posture on the squidgy leather couches. We
passed the last of the day somehow and went to bed.
We were ready to go by 9:30 and were shown round Moscow
by a woman called Yelena who got us underground tickets
and all the other things we needed.
She took us down the
main road telling us about all sorts of things - including
a house built of rock that was going to be used to make
a momument to Hitler ('cause he was so confident of
his sucsess) and a building that had been moved back
14 meters because Stalin wanted a wider main road. The
stories just kept coming so eventualy I shut off to
keep my brain from exploding.
Saint Basils cathedral was amasing and not what i was
expecting. Other than that we just wandered, got our
bearings and drank russian coffie!
Me and mum did the Kremlin,
whilst Harry & George got PC withdrawal out of their
system.
We saw "Tsar the bell" the biggest bell in
the world and "Tsar the cannon" the biggest
cannon in the world. They were both huge, and had a
story.
The bell had been struck by lightning and fell out of
the tower to were it lies on the grass today.
The Cannon was used to execute one of Poland's best
spies. He was placed in the cannon and shot in the direction
of Poland. They reckon his skull would have made it
out of the outer city walls if it survived the blast.
We got a taxi to the train station and hopped on a overnight
train to Finland, via some of the worst chips ever!
They were the worst things I have tasted on this entire
trip.
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Long fast and steep - with posters at right angles to
the escalator rather than gravity. |